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Condoms and Cocks 2 : Erection Boogaloo [Aug. 7th, 2012|04:02 pm]
How is it in the several years and several advancements for condom tech, they still can't fix how they fit? It's like the penile counterpart to wearing either a baggy shirt or a shirt crushing you like a python.

Thinner condom tech is a good thing and a bad thing though. Original condoms were like a blind man reading Braille with thick rubber gloves on.
Now, we're too distracted by the odds of accidental parenthood! (Not helped when you get a sexy girl who can't stand The Pill. I'd just take the one for guys, but it isn't out yet!)

Tune in a few years from now to hear me bitch about the injectable nanobots that kill all the sperm before jizzing in your partner. (Where the bots become labial irritants!)

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